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Old 17-01-2012, 09:12 PM
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"I am so hungry i could eat the erse out of a scabby cat"
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Old 17-01-2012, 09:28 PM
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tell some one who gives a ****;
if brains were dynamite he wouldnt have enough to blow his hat off.;
dont ask dont get;
what are you man or mouse;
cn ye whistle cause ye cant sing;
gusifyeshuvit;
ifnitdontfittryabiggerhammer;
hewhosmeltitdeltit;
couldntpullaskinofaricepud;

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can you sin solo? So low we can,t hear you! Can you sing tenor? Ten or fifteen milkes away please! It,:s all right to make merry, but don,t bring her in here!
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Old 17-01-2012, 10:37 PM
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If brains were rubber you wouldn't have enough to make a johnny for a ferret.
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Old 17-01-2012, 10:39 PM
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"Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"
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Old 17-01-2012, 10:43 PM
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some of these are great... i may have a few new ones
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Old 17-01-2012, 10:55 PM
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As much use as mudflaps on a tortoise.
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Old 17-01-2012, 10:57 PM
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As much use as mudflaps on a tortoise.
love this one... made me laugh
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Old 17-01-2012, 10:58 PM
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Couple of quotes that have stuck in my mind...

My dad always used to tell us: "If a jobs worth doing...it's worth doing well"

Sid The Sexist (Viz comic): "she goes like a kangaroo on a spacehopper"

Sid again: "she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp"
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Old 17-01-2012, 11:00 PM
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"at the back of a shooter
and the front of a shi#ter
and youl never be shot at or sh#t on!!"


"Sun shines on a dogs ar#e some days!"

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