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    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    James quit the rat race, gave the fingers to the world of work, and decided it was time to put his feet up.
  2. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    Claude's problem was that he couldn't strike - he was all fingers and thumbs.
  3. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He took it lying down when I told him he was a useless fisherman.
  4. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    I asked him if he wanted another rod but he said he was at full stretch.
  5. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He gets very excited when he gets a bite - you should see his toes curl.
  6. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He watched with growing horror as the young lads approached chanting, "Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear -----"
  7. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He suddenly noticed, with a sense of imminent bombardment, the large flock of well-fed seagulls circling overhead.
  8. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He's probably the best fisherman hereabouts - he certainly shows the rest of them a clean pair of heels.
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    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    Normally he's a patient fisherman, but don't tickle his feet.
  10. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He needed to strike but he was stretched to the limit.
  11. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He was a man for mixing metaphors but he sailed on, cocked a snoop to the world, put his shoulder to the boards and it was all feet on deck.
  12. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He tried to set up a third rod but it was a total coc..........er.......disaster.
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    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He showed his contempt for those who were fishless, but he was Prone to that sort of behaviour.
  14. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    Dave waited, with no little trepidation it must be said, for the third rod to be set up.
  15. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    Good old Jim - when he won the lotto he retired from work, took up fishing and gave the fingers to the world.
  16. 8

    November caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.
  17. 8

    October caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    He decided to try a new hobby and was obviously fishing by the seat of his pants.
  18. 8

    October caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    Julius Caesar cast a beezer On the coast of France. Simon tried to do the same, But ripped apart his pants.
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    October caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

    It was his last cast and he had to go, but it was a wrench.
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