Go on - you haven't got enough flies already!I'll have to go to the bank on Monday and ask for a loan.
I'd have to pay someone to take the wife and I don't have a cat. The rods I don't use now there is a thought but I couldn't bare to be parted from them. The reels I have all get used although I have an antique brass salmon reel that could be worth a few thousand at auction.I only pay membership to two clubs and like both of them.Go on - you haven't got enough flies already!
Sell the wife - mortgage the cat - sell one of the rods you don't really use - do you need all those reels? Cancel the membership you don't really want.
You can do it.
PS - But keep some dosh back to buy a new joke book!!