August caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

[Editor]

It's almost August and so it's time for another competition. As always, post your best captions below and the funniest one will win this month's voucher. Thanks to Mr Trout for providing some photos, as I was running out!

 

[whitehorses]

me getting my hook out "ah got it"

 

[morayfisher]

Now that catfish have evolved to breathe out of water, none of us are safe.

 

[taffy1]

Seems to be a bad case of foot & mouth to me.

 

[Rhithrogena]

I knew catfish were strong but I really had to give it some welly........

 

[Rhithrogena]

Jim couldn't claim a club record because the bait was banned.......

 

[Rhithrogena]

You think this is good? You should see my 'Great White' hat.

 

[Rhithrogena]

The new anti-poaching unit was working well ......

 

[Rhithrogena]

I had a sore throat and someone said "Have you tried Boots?"

 

[Rhithrogena]

Try fishing, they said. It'll be fun, they said .......

 

[Rhithrogena]

Similar to a Wels, this was a Wellies.........

 

[wobbly face]

Last time he'll kiss his catch.

 

[thetrouttickler]

Has anybody seen Jeremy Wade recently?

 

[wobbly face]

Just checking stomach contents to see what it' been eating. Marrow spoon and stomach pump not big enough.

 

[Rhithrogena]

Poor Jim - we told him Tenkara might not work on Catfish.....

 

[Vermontdrifter]

Why noodling for catfish is not for the faint of heart!

 

[Vermontdrifter]

I tried to tell him that noodling was a bad idea but would he listen?

 

[GEK79]

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It's almost August and so it's time for another competition. As always, post your best captions below and the funniest one will win this month's voucher. Thanks to Mr Trout for providing some photos, as I was running out!

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Wonder if the wife will like my welly storage.

 

[morayfisher]

Budget remake of Moby Dick is not going to plan.

 

[kerryjordan]

Boots in Puss....
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