December caption competition

ohanzee

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CHRISTMAS CANCELLED AFTER CATASTROPHIC SLEIGH CRASH!

When police arrived on the scene at Blackpool England they found elfs still swimming ashore after the catastrophic event, eye witness Douglas Eddleston who was on holiday from Scotland said he heard a loud bang and saw what appeared to be deer falling from the sky, followed by a man in a red outfit.

Onlookers pulled Santa from the surf, who appeared to have been drinking, and left him to recover on a sun lounger, he appeared to have lost his trousers in the accident, following a breathalyser test police charged the driver with flying under the influence of alcohol, it is believed he had consumed 47'000 miniature glasses of sherry.
 

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200 million presents delivered to every corner of the world and Santa falls asleep waiting for general fly fishing to load.
 

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Santa kicked by Mrs Claus after arriving home with no trousers.
 

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And the winner is...Ohanzee, with post 102. A little long for a caption admittedly but it made us laugh out loud so had to win. I will be in touch about your voucher.

Our first competition for 2020 will be up shortly. A very Happy New Year to all of you!


CHRISTMAS CANCELLED AFTER CATASTROPHIC SLEIGH CRASH!

When police arrived on the scene at Blackpool England they found elfs still swimming ashore after the catastrophic event, eye witness Douglas Eddleston who was on holiday from Scotland said he heard a loud bang and saw what appeared to be deer falling from the sky, followed by a man in a red outfit.

Onlookers pulled Santa from the surf, who appeared to have been drinking, and left him to recover on a sun lounger, he appeared to have lost his trousers in the accident, following a breathalyser test police charged the driver with flying under the influence of alcohol, it is believed he had consumed 47'000 miniature glasses of sherry.
 

ohanzee

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Cheers Steven, and Doobry, if it is possible I would like to redirect this to someone that needs a rod, can the voucher be re gifted?
 
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