Gone Fishing photo caption competition, judged by Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer!

[ohanzee]

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[taffy1]

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Bob, in the words of Bruce Lee, it's like a finger pointing away to the moon.

 

[ohanzee]

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I was holding it by the throat like this, ready to hit it with my..invisible gun when for no apparent reason I started running in ultra slow motion.

 

[roadrunner1000]

Image 1 - ''Bob, the aim is to make your fly land as gently as possible. Imagine that you're trying to coax the Dove from Above with a tasty morsel''.

Image 2 - ''We'll be getting our Boobies out today Bob''.

Image 2 - Paul in his best Michael Caine voice ''If you show me your scars once more Bob I will hurt you.....''

 

[lhomme]

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Bob: "Christ, I didn't know you had three hands!"
Paul: "That's the ventriloquist, Bob."

 

[toxic evo]

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paul must be thinking why do i always get an ***** wants a selfie .

 

[toxic evo]

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Paul "if you look over that way its where i fell in "
BoB " never mind that where's your leg gone "

 

[toxic evo]

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SHARK!

 

[roadrunner1000]

Image 2 - ''Bob , I said Gurnard not Gurning !!''

 

[williegunn]

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Concentrate if you don't improve we won't get another series.

 

[Mrtrout]

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Bob, pulling faces at the producer won’t help you fool.
S.

 

[taffy1]

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Is he actually aerialising 30 feet of his fly line Bob? Must check what rod he's using.

 

[eddleston123]

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To hell with this fly fishing lark - Can you go to the car Paul and get my stool, floats and boillies!



Douglas

 

[ohanzee]

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Look Bob, a fine golden pie made of succulent mince and dripping.

 

[Banksie]

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He called it a giant clownfish, but it was really his first koi carp. Bless him. I’ll tell him tomorrow after he’s slept on it.

 

[hornet]

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Paul "have you seen Harry Potter Bob? Its a bit like "Swish and flick!" But with you the magic is missing"

 

[hornet]

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Bob never really grasped the importance of the new series promo shot........

 

[Mrtrout]

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Be sharp there’s a duck sneaking up behind us.
S.

 

[eddleston123]

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I have just put that picture on top of the mantelpiece - It'll keep the kids away from the fire!



Douglas

 

[ohanzee]

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Yeah well it easy to say it looks like a stoke now........