July 2019 caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

ohanzee

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Man with megaphone: 'EXCUSE ME SIR..YES YOU SIR..THE FLOAT TUBES ARE BESIDE THE JETTY...PLEASE RETURN THE CHILDS INFLATABLE GIRAFFE.'
 

bobnudd

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He's out here every week telling every body what flies to use and where to fish. Just tell him to wind his neck in
 

whitehorses

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ireland
usually when im out fishing
i keep recasting and missing
and once in a while
like a big crocodile
the boat man is there and still grinning

he was the the only ghillie i could afford
and graciously he took me on board
he stook his neck out,and left out a shout
you missed it again, cast and cover,d again
twas too late my fly was afloat

now with all my false casting and missing
i was determined ill have to keep fishing
he set my cast up i gave it a twirl
and to my suprise i was met with a swirl

well with that i lifted my rod
the giraffe he gave me a nod
so i kept on reeling and he kept on screaming
keep the tension on and get off of my bod

now the morale of the story is this
while im fishing im always in bliss
hook land net and release them
and let them go with a kiss
 
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Thanks for all of the entries, spoilt for choice this month!

After much deliberation, this month's winner is ohanzee, with post 58. Well done! I'll PM you about how to climb your prize :)
August's competition will be up shortly.

So its £30 for the boat but we give you a tenner if you go out in the giraffe.
 

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