October 2019 caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

Dingbat

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give a man a fish and he shall eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will repair nets to feed his cats for the rest of his life.
 

whitehorses

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well if he can feed us all on that
so what,what else can he do,?
they say he can walk on water,
so what, thats nothing new,

they say he turned the water
he turned it into wine,
so what,thats not a party,
no, no, it just devine,

now whats your thoughts,
on lazarus raised?
four days they say it happened,
so what s your thought on all of this
"dont know "above, it may be rationed

and when there was a blind man ,
he blessed him and he saw
is this just miraclulous now,
in everything were taught,
what,s that you say ,
the dead were raised,
how does that come about?
you did it once yourself ,you said
you did it with out doubt,

now when it comes to healing ,the ones that cannot walk ,
he directed him to water,where the spirit did then stalk,
now for fourty years or so, he couldnt dance or run ,
but when he met this jesus guy,he finally had some fun,
whats that you say ,the bind can see
how is that possible?
said he to you , come follow me ,im like a magic pill
 
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ian_766

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The 16 hook shark trolling line was baited up ready for the evening tide

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eddleston123

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October is with us, and so is a new caption competition.

The funniest caption as judged by the moderators will win this month's Allen Fly Fishing voucher. Good luck!

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Jesus, listen to me - We've only got five loaves and two small fish, We'll need a miracle if we're gonna feed this hungry lot!



Douglas
 
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