October caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

[GEK79]

October is upon us and I have another competition for you! It's a gif this time. Post your best captions and the winner will receive the $150 Allen Fly Fishing voucher.
Good luck!

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Will this be covered under my simms warranty..??

 

[tangled]

And so the Perry Poke was named

 

[8tremone]

Peter Green was fishing away happily until the unfortunate incident occurred; and that is how the famous Red-arsed Green Peter came into being.

 

[eddleston123]

Crispin wasn't the best of anglers
He ripped the arse out of his
Brand new Wranglers!



Douglas

 

[taffy1]

I bet my bottom dollar I'm snagged on something...life's a crock of.....

 

[tangled]

And that, dearly beloved, is how the Snatcher got its name.

 

[taffy1]

There's only one way to fish bottom...down & dirty.

 

[8tremone]

With each successive bad cast James A McDonald ripped another part of his attire, and when he got back to the bothy he was greeted with a chorus of, "McDonald where's your troosers?"

 

[Banksie]

“To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction.“ Sir Issac Newton

 

[Banksie]

“God never did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than angling.“
Sir Issac Walton

 

[Wee Jimmy]

From the tv programme Catchphrase, (say what you see)....."Arse Bandit..!!"

 

[Scotty Mitchell]

After returning his 3rd pair of Simms waders, Davie thought FK it, I’ll put even more holes in the crotch.

 

[eddleston123]

More business for Diver Dave!


Douglas

 

[eddleston123]

If it wasn't for his Vass waders for protection - He may have had an unintended Vass ectomy!


Douglas

 

[taffy1]

At least it's got me out of my armchair & off my bum to do some fishing. Hope I stop catching these bowel trout though!

 

[taffy1]

Heard it said before but now I guess my burr is in a sling!

 

[taffy1]

Just testing some Maxima for my next bungee jump....10lb bs should be great.

 

[Banksie]

Discarding the ‘Ass Kicker’, Jack tried the second of his new lures, the ‘Butt Muncher’.

 

[eddleston123]

Casting for 'Back end' salmon takes on a whole different meaning!



Douglas

 

[taffy1]

Just for the crack. How else do you get on a FFF caption competition?