October caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

[original cormorant]

A hook in the bum is worth two in the bush

 

[GEK79]

October is upon us and I have another competition for you! It's a gif this time. Post your best captions and the winner will receive the $150 Allen Fly Fishing voucher.
Good luck!

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Patent awaiting new ways to hold your pants up.. More than one use for tippet and a hook... But which tippet is best for this function..

 

[morayfisher]

Fred was fishing by the seat of his pants.

 

[Elwyman]

That was a pants cast.

 

[Elwyman]

He was a crack caster, and he had scars to prove it.

 

[taffy1]

Field-testing the new range of Crack-hopper trousers.

 

[eddleston123]

Barnaby, had to be inventive, after forgetting his trouser belt!



Douglas

 

[eddleston123]

When I said, it's a good idea to have cheeks on either side of your fly - I didn't mean that!



Douglas

 

[eddleston123]

Henly's casting was beginning to show cracks!



Douglas

 

[eddleston123]

Crispin didn't see the need to use the keeper ring on his rod!



Douglas

 

[morayfisher]

As he was demonstrating the cast, I started to wonder if I’d picked the best guide.

 

[GEK79]

Field-testing the new range of Crack-hopper trousers.

Brilliant..

 

[eddleston123]

Trevor cast his treble, it was really such a farce.
He couldn't cast for peanuts, and got the treble up his arse!



Douglas

 

[taffy1]

No, no Ardal. I said let's go fishing & have a bit of the craic!

 

[taffy1]

Is this what Alex Ferguson meant by "squeaky-bum-time?

 

[Elwyman]

The new bottom fishing lure was very effective.

 

[taffy1]

New anti pickpocket invention is bound to catch somebody out.

 

[Elwyman]

Fred didn't quite understand the instructions for using his new jig head lure.

 

[8tremone]

And that's when he got the inspiration to invent the riffle hitch.

 

[taffy1]

It's a good job I wasn't "fly" fishing, just think of the consequences & my future love-life!