October caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

[8tremone]

He thought he had bought a rod for those fishy nooks and crannies, but he was given a bum steer.

 

[Banksie]

After a fishless day Frank thought,
“I’ll make this the last cast”.

 

[doobrysnatcher]

i asked what he was catching on he replied a scotts jocks or was it jock scotts,

 

[taffy1]

These Swedish Tena lures are proper pants!

 

[taffy1]

No wonder I get leaks!

 

[taffy1]

Beats having the "builders-bum" syndrome, what a pick-up.

 

[taffy1]

Definitely one not to get your granny excited, needs more oomph!

 

[Banksie]

Liphooked, Frank had to be careful. He didn’t want any damage, or worse still. lose the whole thing.

 

[8tremone]

"Brace yourself, man, for a hard day's fishing." I told him, but he took me far too literally.

 

[hutch6]

Scratch returns to the forum.

 

[Banksie]

Frank put the bait right on the button.

 

[Banksie]

Frank hooked his first snapper.

 

[Elwyman]

Fred sneaked off work for a cheeky cast or two.

 

[Elwyman]

Fred was grateful that he had been converted to barbless hooks.

 

[Banksie]

Frank was pouting, pushing for a big one.

 

[iainmortimer]

Do you miss your old school days? Want to relive some of those wonderful old memories? Then get the DIY wedgy kit today and watch those memories come flooding back.

 

[Banksie]

‘Recovering from a Hemorrhoidectomy’.
Page One.
Do’s and Don’ts.

 

[taffy1]

Andrex is soooo much smoother on the old butt!

 

[8tremone]

He cast out, emitted a foul-mouthed, blood-curdling scream, leapt ten feet in the air and collapsed in a heap to the ground; for more than his trousers were undone.

 

[taffy1]

I bet Captain Hook had much the same problem after relieving himself.