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Norma from Normanton says she is DELIGHTED with her new spade and can’t imagine life without it.

The 69-year-old wanted to do something nice for dog walkers and the wider community so decided to wander around after people, picking up their dog sh1t.

Norma said: ‘This spade has been life changing. I can collect 5, 6 … even 7 sh1ts at a time. I know how busy working people are and not everyone has time, so to be able to help out is my pleasure’
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A Lawyer representing an extremely wealthy Art Dealer called him and said “ David, I have good and bad news for you”
Thw wealthy Art Dealer said oh I have had a terrible day, give the good news first.
Well he said, I met your wife today and she has bought two pictures for £5,000 and thinks they should be worth around £5 - 10 million!
“Fantastic woman my wife and a very smart Bussiness Woman too said the wealthy Art Dealer!” “ Whats the bad news ?”
The Lawyer replied, “the pictures are of you having sex with your Secretary !” 😂👍
 
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