September 2019 caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

gg76

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I can't believe it's September already and time for another caption competition!
The funniest caption as judged by the moderators will will a $150 voucher from Allen Fly Fishing. Looking forward to reading your comments!

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Yes darling, we can finallly be together... the spear was a great idea ...yes it’s stuck in his stomach...hold on and I will just give him a push into the water to finish him off. TTFN
 

whitehorses

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hold on love, im on a direct line to god ,so am i was the reply

he was right when he said fishing was exciting ,its nail biting bait biting stuff
 

eddleston123

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''Speed bonny boat with a bird on the helm''


Douglas

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I can't believe it's September already and time for another caption competition!
The funniest caption as judged by the moderators will will a $150 voucher from Allen Fly Fishing. Looking forward to reading your comments!

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When I said measure it - There was no need for a 72'' tape - A 4'' rule would have been sufficient!


Douglas
 

eddleston123

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I can't believe it's September already and time for another caption competition!
The funniest caption as judged by the moderators will will a $150 voucher from Allen Fly Fishing. Looking forward to reading your comments!

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So honey, if you catch an 8'' trout do I have to strap you into your Ikea swivel chair and pour water on your burning reel?

Thank god, some excitement at last!




Douglas
 

eddleston123

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I can't believe it's September already and time for another caption competition!
The funniest caption as judged by the moderators will will a $150 voucher from Allen Fly Fishing. Looking forward to reading your comments!

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I'm trying to think of anything that could be a little bit more exciting than this.

Now,where are these burning needles?



Douglas
 
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bignedkelly

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I can't believe it's September already and time for another caption competition!
The funniest caption as judged by the moderators will will a $150 voucher from Allen Fly Fishing. Looking forward to reading your comments!

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Mum remember when I said that the only way I could get Brian to pay me any attention was if I had an affair with his fishing buddy - well its not worked out quite as planned.
 

ohanzee

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Hello...........Um yes.........no I don't need double glazing.
 

Tangled

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But mum, it's so tempting, just one small push would do it...
 

ohanzee

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Ok, so I mentioned his tracking was shocking and that he clearly has a problem with tailing loops..
 

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