September caption competition - sponsored by Allen Fly Fishing

ian_766

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With the wifes ban on fishing still in place, Dave had to hide his tackle any way he could. The measure was easy, the rod was a particular problem
 

ohanzee

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The first time Sandra saw Frank naked she decided it was over, he just didn't measure up.
 

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You can say what you like about Frank but he always had a perfect trouser length.
 

ohanzee

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Ring..Ring.. Hi, yes its Sandra again, your not going to believe this, he's only gone and drawn a measuring tape on his leg and they are all making fun of it on that bl00dy fly fishing forum.
 

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And after all that Frank declared he caught a perch weighing exactly 35cm.
 

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Frank was the only fisherman that said 'it was this big' indicating a height from the floor.
 
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