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Simms rip off ?

5.8K views 25 replies 14 participants last post by  Whinging pom  
Is a pretty slick site, but does not accept payment by Paypal, as far as I can see.
Does accept credit card payments, so protection is built in there, however, has a pretty poor customer satisfaction record.
Some of the prices on simms gear verge on the ludicrous, waders, jacket, and boots coming in at under £100, with further discount at checkout, price then under £70.
Must be rip off copies, but am almost willing to pay that figure to find out!
But have not.
regards
Bert
 
I was brutally felled by a wererabbit, and ruptured my Achilles tendon as I bravely fought it back. The NHS doctors who are in pay of the local trout have put me lower leg in plaster to prevent my putting waders on. Then to guarantee my isolation the trout bribed the DVLA to put a clamp on my car outside my front door with a big yellow label stating “untaxed vehicle”.
As I had paid it a month back and had the bank details to prove it I thwarted that desperate bid. But the neighbours now think I’m a bad ‘un , who drives an untaxed vehicle.
Although the plaster does prevent driving also .And the brooks beyond the range of a man on crutches.


I’ve had my problems with devious trout before trying to frustrate my efforts and slander me, but not to the extent of hiring hit rabbits and bribing officials to keep me back, I can only assume it’s the addition of the Rhihrogena “What the f.ck” fly in my fly box that’s made then more desperate this year! ( yep I blame you for this mess! )
I’m seriously considering proposing the end of catch and release on the brook , the return to barbed hooks, bloody big ones, and searching eBay for pre - loved ferrets and maybe some unneeded left over sectarian Semtex to re- landscape some warrens
hopping Pom
Naw, just get a copy of watership down, or the vid.
A lot of the bunnies die!
rejoice!