Husband takes his wife to a disco, theres a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.
Wife turns to her husband & sighs "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him & I said no!"
Husband says "It looks like he’s still out celebrating!"
Ok - Server support have told us we keep running out of memory and that causes the slow down and then eventually crash. They think we keep being attacked and so we have upped the memory and CPU spec on the server and put extra measures in place to stop attacks and spiders from afar. The internet world is a strange one! BTW it was vbulletin themselves that did the vbulletin software update.
Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly,
And the spiders from afar. He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
Now Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
'Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our balls
With just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
The kid was just crass, he was the nazz
With God given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar
Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
Ziggy played guitar