Ah, in that case, in the voice of Peter Serafinowicz from John Wick 2...
May I suggest the Billy Connoly BIG SLIPPER to complement your selection.
Bold, but understated, unfashionable, but ironically cool, with space for both feet and a labrador.

Mr Ohanzee, do enjoy your party

 

Right, bugger it, I'm for watching an instructional, and putting some of these up for folk.

 

There is a tentbox showroom on the road into Kilmarnock from Ayr, 2 mins off the A77, they do 'on car' demonstrations, if you wear a Dryrobe no one will suspect anything.

 

Right I tried the outfit, Crocs and a single duvet, looks convincing, I'll pick up a NC500 T shirt for you and we are good to go

 

I work solo, get your own gig.

 

They wouldn't let me into that new B&M store today, no Dryrobe!

 

You're a classy guy, but here's the thrifty alternative in your favourite colourway:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Regatta-Outdoor-Active-Waterproof-Changing/dp/B0D2HWNTN1/ref=asc_df_B0D2HWNTN1?mcid=42aa2b49c81d3ac7847e477d447ffebe&hvocijid=170459662769098692-B0D2HWNTN1-&hvexpln=74&tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=696285193871&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=170459662769098692&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9213950&hvtargid=pla-2281435177378&psc=1&gad_source=1

 

After seeing the aftermath of this weeks rain and the amount some areas have experienced I can see the benefits of having a tent on top of the car.🚙

 

Wow, I didn't know we had so many fashionistas on this forum. 😳

 

I make it about, what, approximately zero 🤣