One of the guys in our club, who shall remain nameless, got up to have a pee in one of those Comfort fabric softener bottles. He had it by the handle and was unscrewing the top in order to pee into it. I managed just in time to spot what he was doing and to point out to him that the bottom had been cut off it to make it into a bailer scoop and that if he peed into the open top it was all going to come out the other end and land on his boots!Needed to take a leak on Calder last week. So sensibly grabbed the bailer, stood up and started whistling. Only to find a puddle developing on the seat box? Crack in the bottom of the old comfort softener bottle bailer.